Sex Sells Gum (and Dentyne Steals Paul's Idea) Lets face it, I made this so I could get kissed by a hot blond chick.  This is the first time I ever paid for it (unless you count my ex-wife...ouch!). 

Seriously, this was submitted to the "Winterfresh Gum - Make Your Own Commerical Contest & Get Ripped Off By A Big Conglomerate" (or something like that).  My idea was subsequently stolen by Dentyne for their own cool  national commercial.  I'm pretty sure that I will never see a penny of those royalties, but I will take a lifetime supply of Dentyne Ice, please. 

I guess I should be flattered that they liked my idea enough to steal it.    Hey, if I was Dentyne, I'd steal my ideas, too.